Thursday, March 26, 2020

Something worth getting outraged about--idiotic paraphrases of Shakespeare on Google and in many Classrooms

Just for fun, as you writhe in pain from the Trump Virus, look at "I have lived long enough" on Google.

When we are sacrificing ourselves because we are in our 80s, can we ask that the vaping grandchildren be sacrificed along with us? You know that they are going to die of the Trump Virus disproportionately, just like us. This is on my mind because the moment I heard of vaping I understood its economic purpose and probable trajectory and said so, loudly. No one paid attention. Last year scientists said vaping might not be Chesterfield-mild to the lungs. For us, it felt like being in Paris on 1988 when French scientists announced their discovery of a link between smoking and lung cancer. So (not speaking personally) I think they should herd all the octogenarians and vaping teens to deep grasses outside of Coffeeville, Kansas, together, and leave us.

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