Thursday, September 6, 2012
I believe Paul Ryan Ran a Marathon in Under 3 Hours
All these terrible people are doubting that Paul Ryan really ran a marathon in less than 3 hours.
He said he did, so he did, and he ought to have gone ahead and said that Mitt Romney passed him at the halfway point but fell behind because he was carrying scissors and using them to cut off the long hair of gay runners.
I believe, Paul.