THANK YOU, RAFAEL EDWARD CRUZ, THANK YOU!

 You have brought out the best in humorists all over the World. You have inspired solemn reporters to high hilarity. I have not laughed so much--well, not since Obama was president. It is really good of you to be the world's laughingstock. We will never forget some of the funnier things reported about you this week. And we will never never forget that Texas could have had Beto.