Sunday, October 9, 2016
Reported from Kellyanne Conway: "RAPISTS NEVER WITHDRAW WILLINGLY!"
By heroic mastery of the mute I have survived this long without hearing one word out of Kellyanne Conway's mouth. I hear this morning that Trump may fire her. If she goes back into whatever dark hole she emerged from a few weeks ago, I claim the prize as the only politically alert American who never heard a lie out of her mouth.