Monday, March 30, 2020

We had never seen HOWARD'S END and were all set to love it tonight

It is embarrassing to admit, but we suffered through 25 minutes before giving up. I just looked at a plot summary online and an HAPPY that we did not suffer a couple of hours more. I am pretty sure watching the whole dreary thing would have given me a relapse, if I am far enough out of the Virus to have a relapse.
It's a terrible thing not to adore something that intelligent people love.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Azure Parking Lot closed

My fantasy has been getting strong enough to drive down to the parking lot and try walking on the beach.
Parking lot now closed. Maybe it will be open when I am strong enough to get out.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

These are boom times for boredom and the researchers who study it (Washington Post)

In the South there was always a Bible you could memorize chapters from. Don't anyone around me make fun of Louis Untermeyer and his big blue TREASURY OF POETRY. You could memorize passages from Shakespeare plays without ever having seen a copy of those plays. After a school fire there were boxes of books one could paw through and I found a 1990 Henry Holt MACBETH than had been signed Jan. 21, 1913 by Lottie Ray Adams in Tecumseh, Oklahoma. A play that short, you could pretty much memorize. By 1952 I had a Pocket Book (a genuine Pocket Book) Four Great Tragedies, and under a locust tree around cow patties memorized some of KING LEAR. (In 2020, before surgery, I did floor exercises to Anthony Hopkins.) In 1953 I got my one-volume Shakespeare in New Orleans along with the first photograph of me and Andrew Jackson.  When Canty and Deroder (not quite the right name) showed up one afternoon on their go-cart at Singer, Louisiana there was the folded up cot at the South end of the office but on the working part of the great pigeon-holed desk were what Canty hailed as the Bible and Shakespeare, the only alien books in the place. And on 1 January 1956, released from a sanatorium, I had the one-volume Shakespeare to get me through the next five months. OTHELLO? 7 times up through 25 May, and (a miracle) Paul Robeson's LPs 3 times late in May.  One year later, with peneuno-peritoneum I did enact Cassio in the Richmond Community Theater and have a photograph to prove it. How could anyone ever be bored? Back as night telegrapher on the KCS in Port Arthur, I started off taking only 10 units, thinking more might be too hard for a tubercular released on the unsuspecting world. With money coming in, I got Helen Derbyshire's 2 versions of THE PRELUDE and line by line read the earlier version, line by line. What a treasure she gave, Helen Derbyshire. I owned her book until a few weeks ago but it is no longer on the shelf where it had lived. And in late 1957 I could read  LIGHT IN AUGUST imagining that the author was home over in Mississippi, and re-read MOBY-DICK absolutely astounded again that a young American had written it. Well, no movies then (except the black and white version of Olivier's RICHARD THE THIRD, which took over the black and white television for a day), but  Robeson's LPs were long-sustaining. (I finally got to see Uta Hagen, his great co-star, in WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? in NYC at a matinee. Was it early in 1963? One frugal young fellow and a hoard of blue haired ladies were released onto an unprepared street, bewildered and explosive. Not bored. Never bored.

Friday, March 27, 2020

Katherine Stewart, director TWO GENTLEMEN FROM VERONA, starring Josh Hunt

2018 A Strong Recommendation

Now, if you are running very low in Shakespeare for listening to and/or watching while suffering from the TRUMP VIRUS, this would not be your worst bet. Before this, I had never seen a production, although I had listened to a sound recording in the early 2000s. I will not need to see another and I will not need to see this one over again, but I am glad to have seen it, flattened as I was with the TRUMP VIRUS.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Something worth getting outraged about--idiotic paraphrases of Shakespeare on Google and in many Classrooms

Just for fun, as you writhe in pain from the Trump Virus, look at "I have lived long enough" on Google.

When we are sacrificing ourselves because we are in our 80s, can we ask that the vaping grandchildren be sacrificed along with us? You know that they are going to die of the Trump Virus disproportionately, just like us. This is on my mind because the moment I heard of vaping I understood its economic purpose and probable trajectory and said so, loudly. No one paid attention. Last year scientists said vaping might not be Chesterfield-mild to the lungs. For us, it felt like being in Paris on 1988 when French scientists announced their discovery of a link between smoking and lung cancer. So (not speaking personally) I think they should herd all the octogenarians and vaping teens to deep grasses outside of Coffeeville, Kansas, together, and leave us.

Franie Parker-Hale Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) & 3 OTHERS--Dan Patrick knows best

Who can argue with marching the aged into mountainous terrain or into thick traffic and bidding them goodbye? What aged person would be so selfish as to want to live a little longer?

No resuscitation for over 80? Makes perfect sense to me. Imagine those mangled chests.

I have opened my 19 year old eyes to corridors of tuberculars carrying a Dixie cup for spit and ashes from cigarettes as they looked about to see if anyone was newly missing. Not pretty.  Can you imagine corridors lined with resuscitated old folks, on stretchers, opening their eyes to see each other? Where can hospitals put people who are just barely back alive? Trump should pass out his favorite Sharpies marked TRUMP VIRUS SHARPIES to all old folks and have someone else mark their chests DNR. We would mess it up doing it ourselves, even if our brains sort of knew what our fingers were doing. No one is going to be washing it off during rigorous cleanups.